If
your English is macaronic and sticky,
this test will measure out all your doubts. Our
test is the called YEIB (Your English Is Bad),
and if you get 10 out of 10 you will get a
diploma in OZ English.
How
to evaluate the results:
From
0 to 2 right answers =still need to eat a lot of Vegemite®.
From
3 to 5 right answers = still green and
needs improvement
From
6 to 8 right answers = the banana is
ripe
From
9 of 10 right answers= you are already an aussie monkey.
Choose
the best Answer:
1)
The expression "Come to my
Barbie" means:
a)
An invitation to play
doll
b)
An invitation to
participate in a barbecue.
c)
An
invitation to have sex.
2)
The expression "No worries
mate", means:
a)
No problems.
b)
You need to be
preoccupied
c)
You agree with your
friend
3)
"Crissie" means:
a)
An ordinary woman
b)
A
popular name of a beer.
c)
Slang about Christmas
day..
4)
"Sheila" is used to define...
a)
A young woman.
b)
A prostitute.
c)
A married woman.
5)
"Bloke" is used to define...
a)
A gay man.
b)
A young guy.
c)
A Mature man.
6)
The expression: "minimum wage"
means:
a)
Short work hours.
b)
Easy work.
c)
Minimum salary.
7)
The expression "Schoolies week"
refers to:
a)
School breaks along the year.
b)
Party at the end of High school.
c)
Week of tests in school.
8)
"Esky" means:
a)
Migrants from the North.
b)
A Ski field.
c)
A Portable cooler.
8)
"News Agent" refer to...
a)
Most important newspaper.
b)
A convenience shop.
c)
News TV presenter.
9)
"Billabong" is an Aboriginal
word meaning...
a)
A puddle of water in
a dry river.
b)
Waves breaking on the
Beach
c)
A Forest that became a desert.
10)
"Kookaburra" is...
a)
An Australian native bird.
b)
A slang for blond woman.
c)
The tastiest Australia fish.
11)
How do you spell the name of Australia's
most well known animal?
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